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Funny New Year Wishes

Wishing you 12 months of success, 52 weeks of laughter, 365 days of fun, 8760 hours of joy, 525600 minutes of good luck and 31536000 seconds of happiness.

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

I’ve been waiting 365 days to say “Happy New Year” since I had so much fun saying it last year. Happy New Year, Friend.

May this New Year bring actual change in you, nor recurrence of old habits in a new package.

A New Year is the chance to start over with a clean slate. Too bad my credit card won’t start over with a blank slate.

The most fun part about making New Year’s resolutions is breaking New Year’s resolutions. Can’t wait to mess up with you.

I’m so excited for the new year. Unfortunately, I don’t have any resolutions to make since I’m already perfect.

Happy New Year. Here is a wish for the New Year from someone who is adorable, handsome and intelligent and want to see you smiling always.

Happy New Year. Here’s to another year pretending that I like you people.

Happy New Year. Here’s to having a fresh start at binge eating, boozing, and slacking off.

We all get the exact same 365 days. The only difference is what we do with them.

This year may I wish you finally learn how to use your smartphone properly.

To a New Year full of new possibilities, even though I’m sure we’ll just do the same old stuff anyways.

Happy New Year and good luck in the next year! We’ll both need it!

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